How to know when you are a Malaysian? Malaysians as we are, are special in a way. We have our very own way of thinking and actions. Yes, after all Malaysia is a free country;). Haha. It's just a research done by me ranging from daily activities, through a survey and of course observing peopleXD.

Below are some negative aspects to know whether you are a Malaysian:
-copies homework
-cuts queue
-don't pay tips[takes all the 10 cents and 5 cents change]
-curses alot when your teammate starts feeding/noob/leaver in DOTA [Emily]
-fights over a game of DOTA
-starts feeding in a gmae of DOTA intentionally just because you hate your team [Nicholas~~]
-gives ugly comments on other drivers {Emily@@]
-stares at passer-bys/strangers rudely
-spits in the public
-a litterbug
-speeds anywhere when you have the chance [goes over the speed limit]
-complains non stop [Emily, Fu Yi^^]
-blames basically on anything or everything [Emily, Fu Yi]
-hates Chinese
-hates Malays
-hates Indians
-loves no one but yourself
-acts like the beggar is not there, when he's begging next to you
-buys pirated dvds [Nicholas]
-wouldn't want to silent your phone in the cinema on purpose

You know you are a Malaysian if you start asking:
-what's Muhibah?
-who's One Buck Short
-when's break time?

You know you are a Malaysian if you start thinking that:
-smokers are gangsters
-clubbers are usually not virgins
-Maxis is always better than Digi [Me~~]

You know you are a Malaysian if you:
-are proud that you slept as early as 3am
-are proud that you have 1000 friends on Friendster
-are proud that you have 1000 friends on MySpace
-dial 103[operator] for McD or Pizza Hut [Me~~]

Who says Malaysians are all that bad? You know you are a Malaysian if you :
-always study...for tomorrow's paper
-don't watch TV1, TV@ and TV3
-loves Nasi Lemak
-only reads the EPL and Spanish league in The Star [Johnathan~~]
-only reads about rape and murder cases in the paper
-only reads the Star Two comic strips
-always miss calls someone and expect him/her to call you back [Meng Sum;)]
-smses basically anywhere
-think that getting a call is cool in public with the ringtone blasting
-talk loudly on the phone in public
-think that Singapore is always better
-always hope that Singapore would someday sink
-listens to JJ and Rudy's advise
-critisize Impak Maksima while compareing Red line and Tokyo Drift
-think that Salmon Steak rocks
-always put Away or Busy on Msn even though you aren't

Update me if you truly are a MalaysianXD~ No offense to anybody;)


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