Days of being Dumb.
These few days had been all weird for me. Weird incidents and even worse case-scenarios. Lol.
Mascara...
My noob hairstyle with mascara==.
Yea yea, I am into cosmetics nowadays. I like the dark purple mascara. Haha.
Alright, here's the truth. That ain't mascara. I am not suffering from insomnia either. After all, my left eye has dark circles while my right eye don't. Zz. Wonder how I get that? It all started last Thursday. A day which was long awaited for by me. It was the selections for the Taylor's University College team. Zz. That event was held in Sri Sedaya private school and yes, there were more than 60++ people who attended. We were warming up as usual, shooting some hoops and David was fooling around. Apparently David is the person who gave me the mascara==.. He tried to do some And 1 skill on me and tak jadi. Seriously, tak jadi. Zz. His head knocked my left eye at the very moment he did the skill. WTF.
And yes! It was just a warm up session and we havent even started the selections game yet until 30 minutes later. WTH! I wen to class the nest day and I was greeted with a barage of questions :
-Eh what happened to you?!
-Eh ta kau ar?
-Infection?
-Let people punch?
-Eh, you went boxing last night?
-Haha. Nice eyeliners. What brand?
-Woah! Why you wear mascara for?
It was irritatiing. Irritating not because of the questions but having to answer all the questions with the same answers== Zz. Err. Nola. I played basketball injured wan. Zz.
China Blues
Ok, it ain't related to the Olympics that's gonna be held in China. But it's an incident which happened directly after the basketball selections. I was on my way back when this Chinese couple waved at me, clearly seeking for help and obviously lost. As I was driving through a Malay populated area. Haha. I stopped aside and winded down my passenger seat's window a little. This guy came to me and introduce himself to me. He said he was from China and he and his wife had lost their way. He asked for some money from me. I lie lor of course. I said I only got 5 bucks. He said he and his wife needed money to eat and call. I was like ok.. Sorry, but I only got 5 bucks@@. The next thing I knew, his wife asked me whether I could fetch them to Sunway. I was like WTF? You got no money and why you wanna go to Sunway? KNN.
I noticed something was amissed. While I was talking to that man, that lady was looking around; more like scouting around to check whether anybody were looking at them. And that guy, he said he was lost. But he doesn't looked worried at all. Who wanna believe you numbskulls? At that evry moment, my eye was swelling. I said I needed to see a doctor so I gotta go. I gave them 5 bucks and drove away. Haha. Noob liars@@. From my point of view, I think there's a chance that if they get onto my car, I will end up being robbed. Zz. AFter all, I was curious so I stopped to listen. But in future, I wouldn't want to do that again. An advise to everyone out there : "Don't stop even though they looked like they needed help. Look around the area n surrounding and make a good judgement. Think of yourself before you think about others first:)"
Argghhhh~!! That Thursday and Friday, my left eye is all swollen up. My eyebrow is higher than the right one too. It looks as if I am trying to imitate The Rock's eyebrows. Walau. And I went to Pyuramid yesterday with this eye. Some of the people were giving me that look, where I can clearly see the question on them. Why is this guy wearing mascara? Why his eyes so black? What this guy doing? Zz.
The good thing is, my left eye isn't swollen anymore. Leaving only the purple and black marks== which looks alot like mascara now== Haihz.
The Ugly Malaysian In Me
Alright, I was driving the other day. I was going to fetch my brother back from his guitar class. I was juzt about to exit the USJ 16 area. Then this Silver colour Myvi suddenly horn me kau kau out of nowhere.
Eh, I was just turning into my lane and the driver horned like someone who had never horned before. Eh, 100% won't touch her la. I took a glance at the driver and the driver appeared to be some Auntie in her mid 40's. Owh yeah, she wasn't looking at me. Perhaps she was plain minding her own business. But I wanted her to see my face.
The point is, I got too annoyed by her car horn. To be exact, she pressed her car horn more than 5 seconds. Damn irritating. I couldn't stand much longer, accelerated my car and hit her from behind. HAH! How does that feel?! As soon as she got down from her car, I rammed her over. TAke that!
LALALAL~~ I didn't do that la of course, I just felt like doing that. But we got rules here wei. Not like the PS2 game, GTA series. Yea. Looks like playing the Grand Theft Auto series game had really gotten into me. Ish. But I stopped playing that vicious game for quite some time already. Zz.
After all, I was just turning into my lane. You drive your own lane la Auntie! I won't hit you also! CCB! I was so furious. KNN. And so it happened that the USJ areas have many bumps. Well, instead of ramming her over, I did the following:) Haha. Thank God there are bumps in the area. I used to hate them but now:). Lol. Just when she slowed down her car to go over the bump, I accelerated over my bump. Owh, my bump was shorterXD. I overtook her, made my way in front of her, unwind my window and showed her...
THIS NAH! Haha.
I felt SO SO So So so so~~ much better after that:) Alright alright, that's all I had for this post. Take care. You guys should try doing this often. It relieves your stress at an overwhelming rate. Therefore, I hghly recommened to people like EMILY!
[Note: Sorry for using all the vulgar wordsXD. I am just being expressive:) Haha. No hard feelings alright?]
-very emo, emokid-
Mascara...
My noob hairstyle with mascara==.
Yea yea, I am into cosmetics nowadays. I like the dark purple mascara. Haha.
Alright, here's the truth. That ain't mascara. I am not suffering from insomnia either. After all, my left eye has dark circles while my right eye don't. Zz. Wonder how I get that? It all started last Thursday. A day which was long awaited for by me. It was the selections for the Taylor's University College team. Zz. That event was held in Sri Sedaya private school and yes, there were more than 60++ people who attended. We were warming up as usual, shooting some hoops and David was fooling around. Apparently David is the person who gave me the mascara==.. He tried to do some And 1 skill on me and tak jadi. Seriously, tak jadi. Zz. His head knocked my left eye at the very moment he did the skill. WTF.
And yes! It was just a warm up session and we havent even started the selections game yet until 30 minutes later. WTH! I wen to class the nest day and I was greeted with a barage of questions :
-Eh what happened to you?!
-Eh ta kau ar?
-Infection?
-Let people punch?
-Eh, you went boxing last night?
-Haha. Nice eyeliners. What brand?
-Woah! Why you wear mascara for?
It was irritatiing. Irritating not because of the questions but having to answer all the questions with the same answers== Zz. Err. Nola. I played basketball injured wan. Zz.
China Blues
Ok, it ain't related to the Olympics that's gonna be held in China. But it's an incident which happened directly after the basketball selections. I was on my way back when this Chinese couple waved at me, clearly seeking for help and obviously lost. As I was driving through a Malay populated area. Haha. I stopped aside and winded down my passenger seat's window a little. This guy came to me and introduce himself to me. He said he was from China and he and his wife had lost their way. He asked for some money from me. I lie lor of course. I said I only got 5 bucks. He said he and his wife needed money to eat and call. I was like ok.. Sorry, but I only got 5 bucks@@. The next thing I knew, his wife asked me whether I could fetch them to Sunway. I was like WTF? You got no money and why you wanna go to Sunway? KNN.
I noticed something was amissed. While I was talking to that man, that lady was looking around; more like scouting around to check whether anybody were looking at them. And that guy, he said he was lost. But he doesn't looked worried at all. Who wanna believe you numbskulls? At that evry moment, my eye was swelling. I said I needed to see a doctor so I gotta go. I gave them 5 bucks and drove away. Haha. Noob liars@@. From my point of view, I think there's a chance that if they get onto my car, I will end up being robbed. Zz. AFter all, I was curious so I stopped to listen. But in future, I wouldn't want to do that again. An advise to everyone out there : "Don't stop even though they looked like they needed help. Look around the area n surrounding and make a good judgement. Think of yourself before you think about others first:)"
Argghhhh~!! That Thursday and Friday, my left eye is all swollen up. My eyebrow is higher than the right one too. It looks as if I am trying to imitate The Rock's eyebrows. Walau. And I went to Pyuramid yesterday with this eye. Some of the people were giving me that look, where I can clearly see the question on them. Why is this guy wearing mascara? Why his eyes so black? What this guy doing? Zz.
The good thing is, my left eye isn't swollen anymore. Leaving only the purple and black marks== which looks alot like mascara now== Haihz.
The Ugly Malaysian In Me
Alright, I was driving the other day. I was going to fetch my brother back from his guitar class. I was juzt about to exit the USJ 16 area. Then this Silver colour Myvi suddenly horn me kau kau out of nowhere.
Eh, I was just turning into my lane and the driver horned like someone who had never horned before. Eh, 100% won't touch her la. I took a glance at the driver and the driver appeared to be some Auntie in her mid 40's. Owh yeah, she wasn't looking at me. Perhaps she was plain minding her own business. But I wanted her to see my face.
The point is, I got too annoyed by her car horn. To be exact, she pressed her car horn more than 5 seconds. Damn irritating. I couldn't stand much longer, accelerated my car and hit her from behind. HAH! How does that feel?! As soon as she got down from her car, I rammed her over. TAke that!
LALALAL~~ I didn't do that la of course, I just felt like doing that. But we got rules here wei. Not like the PS2 game, GTA series. Yea. Looks like playing the Grand Theft Auto series game had really gotten into me. Ish. But I stopped playing that vicious game for quite some time already. Zz.
After all, I was just turning into my lane. You drive your own lane la Auntie! I won't hit you also! CCB! I was so furious. KNN. And so it happened that the USJ areas have many bumps. Well, instead of ramming her over, I did the following:) Haha. Thank God there are bumps in the area. I used to hate them but now:). Lol. Just when she slowed down her car to go over the bump, I accelerated over my bump. Owh, my bump was shorterXD. I overtook her, made my way in front of her, unwind my window and showed her...
THIS NAH! Haha.
I felt SO SO So So so so~~ much better after that:) Alright alright, that's all I had for this post. Take care. You guys should try doing this often. It relieves your stress at an overwhelming rate. Therefore, I hghly recommened to people like EMILY!
[Note: Sorry for using all the vulgar wordsXD. I am just being expressive:) Haha. No hard feelings alright?]
-very emo, emokid-
